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Twas the night before kickoff, in Double-Oh-Nine
and the Salukis of SIU were getting on the Short Line.
The Cats and the Dawgs are both three and oh,
And it's anyone's guess how this game will go.
The fan bases were ready like they are every year,
with the jokes, and the putdowns…the usual jeers.
But this year was different, it seemed to the masses,
Because Lennon and his staff had to cover their ____
The players were tucked all way in their beds,
While their playbooks and gameplans danced in their heads.
The Salukis at the hotel, the High Octane Cats in the dorms,
Where they spent the night watching some bad scrambled pooorn.
Then morning arose, and College Hill briefly cleared,
And the tailgates began with grilled brats and cold beer.
The seats became full as the fans, in they roam.
At the stadium known as the Fabulous UNI-Dome.
When all of a sudden, there arose such a clamor,
And the Panthers appeared, OH BABY!!! To go drop the hammer.
With UNI on their helmet, and no name on their back,
Coach Farley yelled out, "Men, it's time to attack!"
"Now Howard Now Steichen!
Now, Hodge, Ruffin and Grace!
On, Carlos! On, D-Law!
Let's go put them in their place!!!
To the fifty-yard line,
Win the flip, take the ball!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"
The Panthers would call tails and would get the kick!
And for the next 60 minutes Saluki fans would be sick.
Grace got it started from the first play at the line,
As he dropped back and rolled out and hit Herring for nine.
And then it was time for the Freshman Phenom show,
He took the handoff , cut left, and for a TD he'd go.
No more than a minute had run off of the clock-log.
And already the tears flowed from the Children-eating Dog.
Then the Ugly Dogs came out with their quarterback Dieker
And that's when the Panthers proved him a funny freaker!
He scrambled and panicked and then threw pick,
And the Panthers then settled for a Hallgren kick.
10-zip for the Cats said the board with the score,
Don't go away UNI fans, there's oh so much more!
For this day is ours, it belongs to the Cats with Dome Magic
As play after play we kicked them in their limp d*ck!
The Panthers would dominate both sides of the ball,
Grace, Oordt and Anderson with enormous games all.
Exposed were the female dogs 23-oh at half,
This would be the last breath for St. Lennon and his staff.
As the second half started only Panther fans remained,
The Saluki players' desire and want-to was drained.
Northern Iowa would go on to score 44,
The Salukis got 7, and not another point more.
Even delusional Dawg fans had no excuse,
Not when by so many points did they lose.
4 and Oh are the Panthers as our fans partied into the evening,
When we yelled to our brethren, "See Ya In Brookings!!".
Twas the night before kickoff, in Double-Oh-Nine
and the Salukis of SIU were getting on the Short Line.
The Cats and the Dawgs are both three and oh,
And it's anyone's guess how this game will go.
The fan bases were ready like they are every year,
with the jokes, and the putdowns…the usual jeers.
But this year was different, it seemed to the masses,
Because Lennon and his staff had to cover their ____
The players were tucked all way in their beds,
While their playbooks and gameplans danced in their heads.
The Salukis at the hotel, the High Octane Cats in the dorms,
Where they spent the night watching some bad scrambled pooorn.
Then morning arose, and College Hill briefly cleared,
And the tailgates began with grilled brats and cold beer.
The seats became full as the fans, in they roam.
At the stadium known as the Fabulous UNI-Dome.
When all of a sudden, there arose such a clamor,
And the Panthers appeared, OH BABY!!! To go drop the hammer.
With UNI on their helmet, and no name on their back,
Coach Farley yelled out, "Men, it's time to attack!"
"Now Howard Now Steichen!
Now, Hodge, Ruffin and Grace!
On, Carlos! On, D-Law!
Let's go put them in their place!!!
To the fifty-yard line,
Win the flip, take the ball!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"
The Panthers would call tails and would get the kick!
And for the next 60 minutes Saluki fans would be sick.
Grace got it started from the first play at the line,
As he dropped back and rolled out and hit Herring for nine.
And then it was time for the Freshman Phenom show,
He took the handoff , cut left, and for a TD he'd go.
No more than a minute had run off of the clock-log.
And already the tears flowed from the Children-eating Dog.
Then the Ugly Dogs came out with their quarterback Dieker
And that's when the Panthers proved him a funny freaker!
He scrambled and panicked and then threw pick,
And the Panthers then settled for a Hallgren kick.
10-zip for the Cats said the board with the score,
Don't go away UNI fans, there's oh so much more!
For this day is ours, it belongs to the Cats with Dome Magic
As play after play we kicked them in their limp d*ck!
The Panthers would dominate both sides of the ball,
Grace, Oordt and Anderson with enormous games all.
Exposed were the female dogs 23-oh at half,
This would be the last breath for St. Lennon and his staff.
As the second half started only Panther fans remained,
The Saluki players' desire and want-to was drained.
Northern Iowa would go on to score 44,
The Salukis got 7, and not another point more.
Even delusional Dawg fans had no excuse,
Not when by so many points did they lose.
4 and Oh are the Panthers as our fans partied into the evening,
When we yelled to our brethren, "See Ya In Brookings!!".
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