Here's what we know about Montana

[jnutt]

[TravelingPanther]

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Life IS what you make it.

[jnutt]

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if the shoes fits...make sure you buy a matching purse

[Twin Cities Panther]

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I just Googled, "why are there so many sheep in montana?" The most common reply by far: "Because in Montana, the average male between the ages of 16 and 75, couldn't get laid in a female prison with a pocketful of pardons."

That would explain why they are all hanging around here.....

[Kgriz]

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I've always been confused about the sheep jokes we get from other teams during playoffs...I've never seen one outside of a fair/4h show and I've lived in MT all my life. Must be an eastern MT thing.

2011 U.S. Sheep and Lamb Inventory - Top 10 states
State Number of head
Texas 880,000
California 610,000
Colorado 370,000
Wyoming 365,000
Utah 280,000
South Dakota 275,000
Idaho 235,000
Montana 230,000
Oregon 215,000
Iowa 200,000

http://www.sheep101.info/farm.html

[jnutt]

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where the women are virgins and the sheep walk funny

[GoPanthers85]

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I've always been confused about the sheep jokes we get from other teams during playoffs...I've never seen one outside of a fair/4h show and I've lived in MT all my life. Must be an eastern MT thing.

2011 U.S. Sheep and Lamb Inventory - Top 10 states
State Number of head
Texas 880,000
California 610,000
Colorado 370,000
Wyoming 365,000
Utah 280,000
South Dakota 275,000
Idaho 235,000
Montana 230,000
Oregon 215,000
Iowa 200,000

http://www.sheep101.info/farm.html

All I know is have you seen Miss Sheep Herder (Montana) vs Miss Iowa? Not even a close one!!!

[Kgriz]

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All I know is have you seen Miss Sheep Herder (Montana) vs Miss Iowa? Not even a close one!!!

Are we not doing the pics thing anymore? Come on now!

[Twin Cities Panther]

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I've always been confused about the sheep jokes we get from other teams during playoffs...I've never seen one outside of a fair/4h show and I've lived in MT all my life. Must be an eastern MT thing.

2011 U.S. Sheep and Lamb Inventory - Top 10 states
State Number of head
Texas 880,000
California 610,000
Colorado 370,000
Wyoming 365,000
Utah 280,000
South Dakota 275,000
Idaho 235,000
Montana 230,000
Oregon 215,000
Iowa 200,000

http://www.sheep101.info/farm.html

Your numbers represent comsumption and wool production stocks. Here are the numbers from DateAEwe.com:

2011 U.S. Sheep For Marrying, Dating & Sodimizing Inventory - Top 10 states
State Number of head
Montana 880,000,000
California 100
Colorado 600
Wyoming 40,000
Utah 0
North Dakota 1,000,000
Idaho 9000
Texas 10,000
Oregon 0
Iowa 0

[Trapped in California]

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Lets' not get to carried away on the Brokeback Mountain theme - we have the freaking Pork Queen for goodness sake.

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

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we have the freaking Pork Queen for goodness sake.

Pork Queen?

Do tell....................



Where is she?

Does she like to wear wool?

[Twin Cities Panther]

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Lets' not get to carried away on the Brokeback Mountain theme - we have the freaking Pork Queen for goodness sake.

Yes, but I was in the service with a guy from Montana! One night when he was drunk, he told us about the best sex ever "Montana style!" In the spring, they take a young sheep and blindfold it. Next they carry it over to a small pond or steam. Whoever is going to lead the train, ambles up behind it and starts......well you know..........then his buddies pull off the blindfold and shove it toward the water. He said the animal will go crazy trying to back up and avoid going into the water. He said it's the best ride he ever had and this becomes a normal part of every day life for every Montana male around the age of 14.

[grizcountry420]

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That's right, kudos to you for embracing your culture, Cletus!! Who will be the next herder to man up?!

Montana: Where the men do men and the sheep join in!!!!

Your wrong about that Montana quote.. its where the men are men and the sheep are scared.. Gosh.. get it right next time. Jeez

[grizcountry420]

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Yes, but I was in the service with a guy from Montana! One night when he was drunk, he told us about the best sex ever "Montana style!" In the spring, they take a young sheep and blindfold it. Next they carry it over to a small pond or steam. Whoever is going to lead the train, ambles up behind it and starts......well you know..........then his buddies pull off the blindfold and shove it toward the water. He said the animal will go crazy trying to back up and avoid going into the water. He said it's the best ride he ever had and this becomes a normal part of every day life for every Montana male around the age of 14.

also. congrats on post 420!

[ALPHAGRIZ1]

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Yes, but I was in the service with a guy from Montana! One night when he was drunk, he told us about the best sex ever "Montana style!" In the spring, they take a young sheep and blindfold it. Next they carry it over to a small pond or steam. Whoever is going to lead the train, ambles up behind it and starts......well you know..........then his buddies pull off the blindfold and shove it toward the water. He said the animal will go crazy trying to back up and avoid going into the water. He said it's the best ride he ever had and this becomes a normal part of every day life for every Montana male around the age of 14.

I got mine when I was 12 so your story is completely inaccurate. You do have some of it right, "when the blindfold drops the bullsh*t stops".