Paging David Johnson

[Blue42]

David Johnson's guns are so big, the NRA wants them outlawed.


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[06panther10]

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I heard that David Johnson is a ten-foot tall beast man, who showers in vodka, and feeds his baby shrimp scampi.

[06panther10]

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I heard David Johnson's tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

[Codytwo]

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I heard David Johnson once ate the Bible while water skiing.

[JayJ79]

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I heard David Johnson once wrote the Bible while water skiing (without skiis, or a boat).

Fixed it for you

[casbern]

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David Johnson was born in a log cabin that he built with his own bare hands.

[jnutt]

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The Expendables 4 will be a one man show. Starring David Johnson

[jnutt]

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When the Mars Rover landed it was greeted by David Johnson who asked "what took you so long?"

[jnutt]

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Both the Titanic and Noah's Ark sank. Because of David Johnson.

[ubuntuCAT]

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Due to concern for the universe, Carlos Anderson and David Johnson were forbidden from playing on opposite sides of the ball. The potential of a second big bang would be too great.

[panther-state]

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Due to concern for the universe, Carlos Anderson and David Johnson were forbidden from playing on opposite sides of the ball. The potential of a second big bang would be too great.

This is gold!

[Spathicle]

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David Johnson once nursed an injured flamingo back to health during the off season. He knitted it a sweater to keep in warm and released it to fly home before an October game. Following it's release he ran for 873-1/2 yds and 12 touchdowns in a rout of Southern Illinois. As a celebration of both he fed an entire, sold-out UNIDOME from two hot dogs and a small soda. Everyone walked away with leftovers and he pulled $.50 coins from behind the ears of everyone under the age of 12.

[Codytwo]

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David Johnson, he'll eat a homeless person if you dare him.

[Trapped in California]

David Johnson once made Chuck Norris cry.

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[Moose39]

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I heard he can watch movies in 3d without glasses