UNI View of Iowa State's schedule

[UNIdad]

I've seen a few of these through the years where a team's schedule is described in terms of another team's perspective. Here is my initial attempt to have some fun with a UNI view of Iowa State's football schedule.

A UNI view of Iowa State’s football schedule:

1. State Championship (FBS v. FCS)
2. Purple Hawks
3. Wait, Even They Are FBS? (La-Monroe)
4. Farler (Baylor)
5. TC’s University
6. Waterloo West VA
7. Walking Taco Tech
8. Farley’s Mullet Envy (Oklahoma State)
9. The Other Great NFL QB Pipeline (Oklahoma)
10. Paul Jesperson Haters
11. Ali Farokhmanesh Haters
12. The Other Purple Cats

Got any better ones? I really like most of them, but I'm particularly unsatisfied with Farler for Baylor.

[Leatherhelmet]

Great stuff. Baylor is Xavier Foster’s next school.

[Panther AC]

Great stuff. Baylor is Xavier Foster’s next school.

Leather, won't it break your heart if he's not a Cyclone?