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DES MOINES, Iowa-- Panther Nation message board poster and writer for the Iowa Sports Monster who calls himself "jnutt" was recently involved in speculation with Papa John's Pizza. On the evening of Saturday May 14th, he placed a phone call to Papa John's and ordered a pizza. "I wanted a pizza, thin and crispy with tomatoes, red and green peppers because I was hungry and had a coupon." He called and placed the order around 9 pm. Papa John's declined to comment.
Later that evening, "jnutt" had a change of heart and canceled the pizza. Originally declining comment, he later added "I decided it was best for my stomach to not have pizza. I was out of Lactaid." He later went on to describe in horrible detail all the nasty things that happen to someone when they have dairy and are lactose intolerant. Once again, Papa John's could not be reached for comment but a spokesman for Pizza Hut said that their pizza was more lucrative and would love to speak with "jnutt" about their pizza vacancy.
The story was on Panther Nation in a matter of minutes. "AChrist" did a dance known as the "Interlude" in celebration. The interlude is a popular dance at Northern Iowa athletic events. "SpanishMoon" brought the pizza delivery man some flowers and left on bicycle wearing a #53 Panthers basketball jersey that "God" gave him. "Panther1" disputed the claims of "jnutt" and said he had proof that "jnutt" was going to call Dominos all along. He was unable to provide any proof of his claim at the time of this article.
"I'm shocked this is such a big damn deal," Jnutt said, "I mean I told people that my business firmly lies with Papa John's. We have a lot to build on here. I could go to a business with a longer track record and more options for toppings but I'm very comfortable with all that Papa John's has to offer."
When asked if he had any final thoughts, he stated, "Ricky Stanzi still sucks. And Todd Bertuzzi, I still hate your guts."
Later that evening, "jnutt" had a change of heart and canceled the pizza. Originally declining comment, he later added "I decided it was best for my stomach to not have pizza. I was out of Lactaid." He later went on to describe in horrible detail all the nasty things that happen to someone when they have dairy and are lactose intolerant. Once again, Papa John's could not be reached for comment but a spokesman for Pizza Hut said that their pizza was more lucrative and would love to speak with "jnutt" about their pizza vacancy.
The story was on Panther Nation in a matter of minutes. "AChrist" did a dance known as the "Interlude" in celebration. The interlude is a popular dance at Northern Iowa athletic events. "SpanishMoon" brought the pizza delivery man some flowers and left on bicycle wearing a #53 Panthers basketball jersey that "God" gave him. "Panther1" disputed the claims of "jnutt" and said he had proof that "jnutt" was going to call Dominos all along. He was unable to provide any proof of his claim at the time of this article.
"I'm shocked this is such a big damn deal," Jnutt said, "I mean I told people that my business firmly lies with Papa John's. We have a lot to build on here. I could go to a business with a longer track record and more options for toppings but I'm very comfortable with all that Papa John's has to offer."
When asked if he had any final thoughts, he stated, "Ricky Stanzi still sucks. And Todd Bertuzzi, I still hate your guts."
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