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ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

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  • ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache



    Winner: Ali Farokhmanesh. By now, we've had three days to revel in the no-no-yes 3-pointer that the Northern Iowa guard hit to break No. 1 Kansas on Saturday night. But three days isn't nearly long enough for a jumper so momentous, so on we go. Consider this argument for why it should go down as the greatest early-round shot in NCAA tournament history:

    When Bryce Drew, Tyus Edney, Ty Rogers, James Forrest, Drew Nicholas and Rolando Blackman hit their famous shots, there was no choice involved -- it was either shoot now or go home. There was no real risk of failure -- nobody was going to hold a miss against those players, given time and score implications. Greatness was thrust upon them.

    Ali? He chose greatness -- and the potential censure that would have come with a miss. He made a completely voluntary decision to tee up a 3 with 30 seconds on the shot clock and 35 seconds in the game and his team holding a one-point lead. While on a personal seven-shot miss streak. With nobody there to rebound offensively. And the biggest tourney upset in years hanging in the balance.


    Winner: The Mideast Region. Can't find it on your bracket? Look a little harder. Northern Iowa sharpshooter Ali Farokhmanesh and Saint Mary's pivot master Omar Samhan are in the Sweet 16. Samhan is of Egyptian descent, and Farokhmanesh's dad is from Iran.

    Winner: Facial hair. We've seen beards make it through thick (Kansas State's Jacob Pullen, Xavier's Jason Love) and thin (Saint Mary's Omar Samhan). The Harley crowd must love the muttonchop sideburns of Northern Iowa's Lucas O'Rear. And the 'stache on Farokhmanesh's father, Mashallah, is of Borat quality.
    "Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones."
    -Dwight Schrute

  • #2
    Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

    I've just become more and more impressed with Forde as this season comes to a close. That guy really knows college basketball.

    Too bad he's not given some airtime on ESPN . . . he makes a lot of sense, knows this game (not just the East Coast teams), and would be fun to listen to.

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    • #3
      Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

      I've always liked Pat Forde, he strikes me as a straight shooter.

      Also, I think Ali needs to grow a 'stache like his dad.

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      • #4
        Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

        Originally posted by Victory_For_UNI View Post
        http://sports.espn.go.com/ncb/tourna...pat&id=5020760

        Winner: Ali Farokhmanesh. By now, we've had three days to revel in the no-no-yes 3-pointer that the Northern Iowa guard hit to break No. 1 Kansas on Saturday night. But three days isn't nearly long enough for a jumper so momentous, so on we go. Consider this argument for why it should go down as the greatest early-round shot in NCAA tournament history:

        When Bryce Drew, Tyus Edney, Ty Rogers, James Forrest, Drew Nicholas and Rolando Blackman hit their famous shots, there was no choice involved -- it was either shoot now or go home. There was no real risk of failure -- nobody was going to hold a miss against those players, given time and score implications. Greatness was thrust upon them.

        Ali? He chose greatness -- and the potential censure that would have come with a miss. He made a completely voluntary decision to tee up a 3 with 30 seconds on the shot clock and 35 seconds in the game and his team holding a one-point lead. While on a personal seven-shot miss streak. With nobody there to rebound offensively. And the biggest tourney upset in years hanging in the balance.


        Winner: The Mideast Region. Can't find it on your bracket? Look a little harder. Northern Iowa sharpshooter Ali Farokhmanesh and Saint Mary's pivot master Omar Samhan are in the Sweet 16. Samhan is of Egyptian descent, and Farokhmanesh's dad is from Iran.

        Winner: Facial hair. We've seen beards make it through thick (Kansas State's Jacob Pullen, Xavier's Jason Love) and thin (Saint Mary's Omar Samhan). The Harley crowd must love the muttonchop sideburns of Northern Iowa's Lucas O'Rear. And the 'stache on Farokhmanesh's father, Mashallah, is of Borat quality.
        LOL...


        Kaboom

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        • #5
          Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

          The facial hair thing is hillarious!

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          • #6
            Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

            I like this one too...

            Loser: Ticket scalpers in St. Louis. All those Jayhawks fans just made other plans.
            To avoid confusion - my username is baseball (Cy Young award) related, NOT for the Cyclones.

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            • #7
              Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

              Originally posted by CyCarp View Post
              I like this one too...

              Loser: Ticket scalpers in St. Louis. All those Jayhawks fans just made other plans.
              They really are getting screwed down there.

              First Creighton, SIU, and Illinois State don't make the tourney final of MVC, and now this...

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              • #8
                Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

                Ali's Old Man's stache is pretty epic.
                TH1974: This guy was all-UNI, and wanted to show it by pretending to play a non-existant musical instrument in public.

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                • #9
                  Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

                  Originally posted by Big_Al View Post
                  I've always liked Pat Forde, he strikes me as a straight shooter.

                  Also, I think Ali needs to grow a 'stache like his dad.
                  I thought I've heard commentators say something about facial hair not being allowed by Coach Jake or something. Though they may have been talking out their rears.

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                  • #10
                    Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

                    Originally posted by JayJ79 View Post
                    I thought I've heard commentators say something about facial hair not being allowed by Coach Jake or something. Though they may have been talking out their rears.
                    No facial hair unless you came into school with it. Thus AJ's.
                    Originally posted by rockybison
                    You guys suck so bad. Please never let me come back. Ya had 20 yrs by yourself and ya fckd it up. SU rolls in and does it in 4, prolly next year too. Living in a shadow is killn ya.

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                    • #11
                      Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

                      Originally posted by Casey'sitsallgood View Post
                      No facial hair unless you came into school with it. Thus AJ's.
                      Lucas didn't have it, but Coach lets the side burns go....

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                      • #12
                        Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

                        Originally posted by clenz View Post
                        Lucas didn't have it, but Coach lets the side burns go....
                        Yeah I'm not sure about that. I remember hearing about the "unless you had it when you came" deal with the explanation of his burns. Not sure the exact rules but I remember hearing Luke say that in an interview.
                        Originally posted by rockybison
                        You guys suck so bad. Please never let me come back. Ya had 20 yrs by yourself and ya fckd it up. SU rolls in and does it in 4, prolly next year too. Living in a shadow is killn ya.

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                        • #13
                          Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

                          Originally posted by Casey'sitsallgood View Post
                          Yeah I'm not sure about that. I remember hearing about the "unless you had it when you came" deal with the explanation of his burns. Not sure the exact rules but I remember hearing Luke say that in an interview.
                          That is the same one I am talking about. He said he couldn't have his beard but coach was letting him have the side burns. It was one of those CBS articles from the ODU game I think

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                          • #14
                            Re: ESPN: Ali's Shot, Lucas' Chops, and Mashallah's 'stache

                            Mattingly! I told you to shave those sideburns!

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