New Missouri St coach

[sevelev711]

Picking one douchebag over another still leave you picking a douchebag.

Sure, but there's levels to this. Petrino is "I lit a bag of dog poop on fire on your porch," Briles is "I lit your house on fire, and made sure your dog was still inside while I did it." They didn't pick a d-bag over another d-bag, they picked a d-bag over "systemic rape cover up guy."

[Trapped in California]

Might as well fire Dana Ford and hire Isiah Thomas or Rick Pitino. Maybe Jerry Sandusky can work remotely as a video coordinator.

[panther-state]

Petrino is a total assclown...but like others said, Briles is one of the worst.

Still disgusted at MSU. I hope we continue to beat the piss out of them

[CincyPanther88]

The douchebag stuff notwithstanding, we probably won't have to worry about Petrino too much. If they get above .500 for a few years, he's probably gone for an FBS job. And if they don't, it's status quo.

[clenz]

The douchebag stuff notwithstanding, we probably won't have to worry about Petrino too much. If they get above .500 for a few years, he's probably gone for an FBS job. And if they don't, it's status quo.

He's 58. Given his history he likely isn't getting a real good look from many places at 62-63 years old.

Though I guess it's possible some SBC/CUSA type program might want to take a swing with him.

He's never lasted anywhere for more than 4 full seasons anywhere

His stops have been (in seasons)
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The longest stops have been the highest paying stops (Louisville twice - the second where he lost 7 straight games and got canned in season) and Arkansas. He's also left scorched earth everywhere he's been as the HC.

I don't see this working. Best case scenario is they win 5 games a season for his 3 or 4 years and he bolts leaving a bunch of wake to deal with. He isn't going to lay a foundation for that program. He's more likely to leave a crater to climb out of than do anything good/lasting.

[sevelev711]

I don't see this working. Best case scenario is they win 5 games a season for his 3 or 4 years and he bolts leaving a bunch of wake to deal with. He isn't going to lay a foundation for that program. He's more likely to leave a crater to climb out of than do anything good/lasting.

Sounds incredibly par for the course for MSU.

[Blue42]

The douchebag stuff notwithstanding, we probably won't have to worry about Petrino too much. If they get above .500 for a few years, he's probably gone for an FBS job. And if they don't, it's status quo.

I think the guy is gonna get chewed up in this league.

['70 Grad]

I think the guy is gonna get chewed up in this league.

Reference : Bo Pelini

[enkamania]

Reference : Bo Pelini

Reference: Earle Bruce

[Blue42]

Reference: Earle Bruce

Well Earle was 32 years ago.

Not terribly relevant to the current MVFC.